But then I realized rather quickly that the survey wasn't meant for me.
Question one was fine:
Would you purchase sports memorabilia (autographed jerseys, sporting goods, photos etc.) for yourself? If so, what type(s) would you purchase?
Probably not. Not my kind of thing. Though I am currently carrying a vanilla chapstick with Gretchen Bleiler's name on it.
Would you want to receive sports memorabilia as a gift from the man/men in your life?
Wait, what man? My dad? Because I'm a dyke so he's pretty much "the man" in my life. Oh, this survey is for straight women.
While "men" seems to suggest that there is an awareness that men other than significant others can buy women stuff, this remains an odd question. Are they planning on marketing to uncles or male cousins? And, of course, the obvious interpretation of "man in your life" is a male partner or husband. There are plenty of heterosexual women who like sports. There are also plenty of lesbians and queer women who like sports. And they are rarely marketed to. This seems to be another example of that. There is a presumption of heterosexuality, which continues the trend of conveniently forgetting that gay women are sports fans.
And why do the men have to buy the women stuff anyway? Even if I was a heterosexual, why couldn't my sister or mother buy me sports memorabilia? (Dear Family: I will let you know if I suddenly want some sports memorabilia.)
And now, for kicks and giggles--the rest of the questions.
Is there sports memorabilia that you would like to see offered that is not available?
I don't think so. What might I want that is not currently available that could become available? I'm not sure I understand the question. Maybe a bottle of wine from Amelie Mauresmo's collection? But I don't think she's going to relinquish that.
How could sports memorabilia be marketed better to female consumers?
Maybe you could make everything pink! Or put a pink breast cancer awareness ribbon on it. That seems to fool a lot of people.